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Your harshest drink ever!

I have always been curious as to what the worst or harshest cocktail someone has had. I know for myself, I think the most potent cocktail I ever had was a shot called " The Blood of Satan". It is a layered shot, with the components layered in the following order:

1/2 shot Jagermeister
1/2 shot Goldschlager
1/2 shot Irish whiskey (I prefer Jamison)
1/2 shot Jack Daniels

Z live from Pluto and I have done it in chat a few times. The taste is harsh, but not terrible, but the after effects after a few shots are most incredible!

Who's next?

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Annihalator JamesPermalink Reply by Annihalator James on November 11, 2009 at 2:31pm
Playing Keno in Vegas, mmaaannnnyy years ago. Thought I'd be pretty smart and ask for a 'Vodka Martini, shaken, not stirred." My Sean Connery impression is pretty MEAN. Anyway, a free drink isn't usually worth it.

Few weeks ago, the head distiller at a local shine shack took me to her 'naughty locker' (you WISH!). Lots of skanky booze, but the standout was a bad-milk colored Mezcal that tasted like wet newspaper. If you don't know that flavor, count yourself lucky.

Blek.
Sir Niuhi-Nose TBEPermalink Reply by Sir Niuhi-Nose TBE on November 11, 2009 at 4:16pm
Other than a Cement Mixer that really isn't a drink because you almost have to chew it, The harshest drink I've ever had was way back in '85...I was in Ireland and like now I was a teetotaler...I only had enough money to get some mutton stew and a drink, the stew was great but the drink was served in a tall Pilsner and was black as pitch and sunlight couldn't even penetrate its dankness, one sip sent my right eye twitching then things went blurry, thick curly red hair spontaneously grew on the back of my neck and every third muscle in my body started convulsing, as I finished it my lips were getting numb and my ears felt like they were on fire! As it turned out it was room temperature Guinness Extra Stout!

To this day whenever I make Mutton stew, a bottle of it goes in the broth!
TomasPermalink Reply by Tomas on November 11, 2009 at 5:11pm
The harshest drink I ever had was years ago, and while memory dims with time, I will forever remember John's Screwdriver.

I had just recently begun dating my future wife, and we stopped by her younger brother's bachelor apartment for a reason I no longer remember. While were there, John, her brother, asked if we would like something to drink. We both said "Sure!" and he said he was going to fix himself a Screwdriver and asked if that would be OK for us.

It sounded good. We nodded.

He went over to his kitchen counter, took a plastic bottle of Monarch 100 proof vodka about 1/3 full out of an overhead cabinet, got down three glasses and began making his special Screwdrivers.

After putting ice in the glasses from the ice dispenser on the front of his refrigerator, he opened the bottle of vodka, and put a funnel in its opening. He then retrieved a jar of Tang Orange Drink Powder from the back of the counter and shook a fairly large amount of the powder through the funnel, into the vodka.

As we sat watching in horror, he capped the vodka bottle, violently shook it to mix his concoction, then poured the result into the three glasses of ice.

I honestly can't believe we even tried to drink those, but we did.

Sadly, it turned out to be a waste of the vodka, as John was the only one who actually finished his - the majority of ours were still in the glasses when we left. (Perhaps John "rescued" it so it didn't go totally to waste.)

If I recall, that was the last drink I ever let John mix for me...
Annihalator JamesPermalink Reply by Annihalator James on November 11, 2009 at 7:41pm
That is very harsh, in more ways than one!

Tomas said:
The harshest drink I ever had was years ago, and while memory dims with time, I will forever remember John's Screwdriver.

I had just recently begun dating my future wife, and we stopped by her younger brother's bachelor apartment for a reason I no longer remember. While were there, John, her brother, asked if we would like something to drink. We both said "Sure!" and he said he was going to fix himself a Screwdriver and asked if that would be OK for us.

It sounded good. We nodded.

He went over to his kitchen counter, took a plastic bottle of Monarch 100 proof vodka about 1/3 full out of an overhead cabinet, got down three glasses and began making his special Screwdrivers.

After putting ice in the glasses from the ice dispenser on the front of his refrigerator, he opened the bottle of vodka, and put a funnel in its opening. He then retrieved a jar of Tang Orange Drink Powder from the back of the counter and shook a fairly large amount of the powder through the funnel, into the vodka.

As we sat watching in horror, he capped the vodka bottle, violently shook it to mix his concoction, then poured the result into the three glasses of ice.

I honestly can't believe we even tried to drink those, but we did.

Sadly, it turned out to be a waste of the vodka, as John was the only one who actually finished his - the majority of ours were still in the glasses when we left. (Perhaps John "rescued" it so it didn't go totally to waste.)

If I recall, that was the last drink I ever let John mix for me...
MolsonPermalink Reply by Molson on November 12, 2009 at 7:35am
While I was in college I worked as a bouncer (I mean security personnel) at a night club in New York. It was a nice place, even with the money laundering and such. The type of place where I had to wear a coat and tie even during the weekdays. You learn very quickly to cut the back of your tie off after you tie the knot so if somebody grabs it during a brawl it will slip right off.

Anyway, on my very last night I was escorted to each of the bars within the establishment (4 bars with the 3 bartenders at each). Each bartender was prepared to treat me to their signature cocktail. The very last bartender, the head bartender Spike was ready to give me the last drink of the evening as a special good bye... the "Graveyard" he called it. Good name too... it was grey and cloudy almost like a thick fog settling over a moor.

Ingredients: Pick up the bar mat where you've been mixing drinks all night long and wring the contents into a glass... and keep it neat.

And yes, I finished it. Gawd I hate that guy!
Caber-netPermalink Reply by Caber-net on July 27, 2010 at 3:51pm
A 151 Bacardi and Tabasco Sauce shot...called a Buffalo Sweat...I regret it to this day
JustHarmlessPermalink Reply by JustHarmless on September 13, 2010 at 6:29am
Someone recently made me drink a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer....thought I was going to vomit my guts out....
Dean MartinPermalink Reply by Dean Martin on September 15, 2010 at 12:46am
Oh geez. Can you believe people drink that stuff? How is it a company can produce that and stay in business?

JustHarmless said:
Someone recently made me drink a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer....thought I was going to vomit my guts out....
BuckarooPermalink Reply by Buckaroo on May 3, 2011 at 9:34pm


Dean Martin said:
Oh geez. Can you believe people drink that stuff? How is it a company can produce that and stay in business?

JustHarmless said:
Someone recently made me drink a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer....thought I was going to vomit my guts out....

Lolz, many lolz.

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