Dean-0, Dino, Dean Master, Dino Lapatus, The Deanorator upside down in a topsy turvy world. What to do what to do?
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What I like about China is I can walk down the middle of the road with a beer in my hand and not get tackled, punched in the face or shot by a policeman for breaking the law. However, that says nothing about Chinese drivers. When crossing the street one must look all ways at all times. Not just both ways, but all ways on a x,y,z plane and the sidewalk as well. Never know. Traffic might be an issue and a cabbie might need to use the sidewalk to go around the block to circumvent traffic to hop in the left lane to take a right turn somewhere. The point being I did not travel 12,000 miles to get run over by a little old lady in a Buick Luxury Sedan with poor eyesight thats too short to see over her dash.
Good thing you have a beer in your hand, because after something like that the first thing you'll say is, "Whoa, I need a beer!", and you'll already have it.
BuBBy. That is exactly right. Genius. Pure genius. Question... How is it everyone on this forum is so smart?
It's all the booze. That's my theory and I'm sticking with it.
Alcohol kills the dumb brain cells and leaves the smart ones.
Back to the Learnstitute Laboratory!
Been doing some extensive research, and I may have found a problem/side effect. Due to the lack of new TikiBarTV episodes, I've been watching 'other' types of entertainment, and I seems to be making me dumber. That is, as my dumb brain cells are killed off, the TV watching is causing me to grow new ones, at a faster rate!
To test this theory, I am going to drink more. For a control, I will maintain my current level of TV watching.
Result will be forthcoming!
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