Tim Keenan

Do you have a favorite quote?

Here are a couple of mine

Life is too important to be taken seriously!
Oscar Wilde

Life is a state of mind.
from Being There

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CaptnkirkPermalink Reply by Captnkirk on October 7, 2009 at 9:26am
If you can not come to paradise, I will bring it to you.

- Don the Beachcomber (inventor of the tiki bar)
Miss CherryBubblesPermalink Reply by Miss CherryBubbles on October 7, 2009 at 6:59pm
Fun question! I have lots, but here are just a few...

The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth, and one of the shortest lived. ~ Bernard De Voto

I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived. ~ Bette Davis

Outside of a dog, a book is a man`s best friend. Inside of a dog, it`s too dark to read. ~ Groucho Marx

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. ~ W. C. Fields
Sir Niuhi-Nose TBEPermalink Reply by Sir Niuhi-Nose TBE on October 7, 2009 at 9:46pm
All of these Quotes have been Butchered Relentlessly by Me over the years!



Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C. Clarke

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. -Edgar Allan Poe

Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality. -Edgar Allan Poe

""Let me hear you. Make decisions. Without your television" ?" -Rammstein

"Never sharpen a boomerang." -Unknown
TaqwaPermalink Reply by Taqwa on October 8, 2009 at 2:07am
Don't drink drive. It's a soap powder. - William 'Ted' Hesketh.

Don't snort coke, it tastes better in your mouth. - Me, after finding that out the hard way (accidentally of course)

And pretty much all the rules from Schlock Mercenary among others:

There's no such thing as 'overkill' just 'open fire' and 'reload'.
Whatever doesn't kill me has made a tactical error.
Everything is air-droppable at least ONCE.
juancho con carnePermalink Reply by juancho con carne on October 8, 2009 at 2:20pm
I could go on for a while but here are the good ones

" never tell me the odds " Han Solo

" show me your friends and I'll tell yo who you are " my dad, you always know who a person is by the company they keep. good advice.

"use a real lime you F@%king savages " Johnny johnny
TaqwaPermalink Reply by Taqwa on October 9, 2009 at 9:08pm
One that I've found myself using in casual conversation recently:

'IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH!' - Johnny Johnny
TikiGeekiPermalink Reply by TikiGeeki on October 10, 2009 at 1:37pm
Imagination is more important than knowledge - Einstein

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members - Groucho Marx

Always fresh squeezed lime juice you fucking savage - Johnny Johnny
Just DessertsPermalink Reply by Just Desserts on October 10, 2009 at 6:46pm
I have to say this;

"Uh...derrr...Um..." - Sir Niuhi-Nose TBE

Tee Hee!
Sir Niuhi-Nose TBEPermalink Reply by Sir Niuhi-Nose TBE on October 11, 2009 at 7:29am
JD, Aren't you just so...Uh...derrr...Um..((( CUTE! )))
Miss CherryBubblesPermalink Reply by Miss CherryBubbles on October 11, 2009 at 6:48pm
Almost forgot, my absolute favorite quote is “
Annihalator JamesPermalink Reply by Annihalator James on October 12, 2009 at 9:19am
How do you keep 1,883 idiots in suspense?????

Miss CherryBubbles said:
Almost forgot, my absolute favorite quote is “
Sir Niuhi-Nose TBEPermalink Reply by Sir Niuhi-Nose TBE on October 14, 2009 at 8:41am
"I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way." -- Mark Twain


"It's a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word!" -- Andrew Jackson


Mark Twain would like me and Andrew Jackson would think me smart! Cool !

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