I know let's make fun of the French.

Anyone have any good French jokes?

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Permalink Reply by Taqwa on January 12, 2012 at 1:04

Pfft. The french. Last time they won a battle they were still on horseback.

Permalink Reply by Dean Martin on January 13, 2012 at 3:46
I surrender.
Permalink Reply by Buckaroo on January 13, 2012 at 9:02
A fine collection of French guns for sale. Never fired, dropped only once.
Permalink Reply by Dean Martin on January 13, 2012 at 21:11

What is the french peoples favorite movie?  The running man.

Permalink Reply by Buckaroo on January 21, 2012 at 5:18
4. 4! 4?

Is this the best we can do?
Permalink Reply by Taqwa on January 22, 2012 at 0:48

4 is for pussies and the French!

Permalink Reply by Dean Martin on January 30, 2012 at 14:26

Q. Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?  

A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Permalink Reply by Buckaroo on January 30, 2012 at 21:10

I am laughing so hard at that one.....LOL!

Permalink Reply by CindiLuHui on April 13, 2012 at 20:59

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAH!  Thanks for that.

By the way, we use Cinco De Mayo as an excuse to pretend to be French.  Sorry, not a joke, but if the French Had the French won that battle the Civil War might have ended MUCH differently.

Permalink Reply by Buckaroo on April 24, 2012 at 23:26

A Canadian asking a British friend about speed signage in the UK.

Permalink Reply by Frank Sinatra on April 28, 2012 at 10:47

I'd believe it

Permalink Reply by Dean Martin on May 3, 2012 at 7:08

Happy Cinco de Mayo!  The day when the world celebrates kicking the french out of Mexico!  Eat!  Drink! And be Merry!

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