If you HAD to choose...

If you had to chose between being kicks in the nuts or kicked in the head what would you pick?

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Permalink Reply by Taqwa on May 18, 2011 at 5:29
At least he probably got a good endorphin rush
Permalink Reply by Annihalator James on May 18, 2011 at 9:19

AND a war story to tell his squirrel friends!

 

You didn't let that squirrel know where you live, did you?

Permalink Reply by baked pajamas on May 19, 2011 at 2:32
I dream of a day, when nuts can openly walk the streets without the fear of being kicked  Let's end the violence people. It starts with us.
Permalink Reply by Annihalator James on May 19, 2011 at 9:31

What about heads, huh?  You want to see a bunch of heads walking around, all confident in their place in the world, and using their,... heads, to get into mischief?

 

I don't think so.

 

I say, whether we see a head or coupla nuts out by themselves, KICK.  It's the decent thing to do.

Permalink Reply by JustHarmless on May 19, 2011 at 17:13
My sandwich had too many onions...time for a beer
Permalink Reply by baked pajamas on May 20, 2011 at 15:17
Onions are grown exclusively by beer producers...WHY...To get you to drink more more beer. Evil bastards.
Permalink Reply by WannaTiki on May 20, 2011 at 18:30
Who needs a reason to drink more beer? Good beer is its own justification.
Permalink Reply by Annihalator James on May 21, 2011 at 8:44
Onions are the excuse for more beer, not the cause.  As if we need an excuse!
Permalink Reply by baked pajamas on May 21, 2011 at 12:24
I understand that in India, there has been a  recent sharp rise in onion prices, which went beyond Rs 60 per kg in several parts of the country. To top it off, their best "take the onion taste out of your mouth" beer is Yeti Special Export Lager. Now with 30% more hair. Sucks to be them.
Permalink Reply by Annihalator James on May 21, 2011 at 21:27
Would it be possible to get kicked in just one nut?  Or in a particular place on my head that might hurt more, or less?  Or does it have to be the kind of thing where I'd likely be blind for a week, regardless?
Permalink Reply by Dean Martin on November 19, 2011 at 9:54

Wait, wait, who is doing the kicking?

Permalink Reply by Buckaroo on November 19, 2011 at 16:20
Yes, this makes all the difference. "Who" is very important.

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