Number of Pirates Killed by Each President

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Permalink Reply by Sgt Schulz on April 22, 2009 at 21:40
Breaking News- Just aired, They have found the Somali Pirate leaders, & their supreme commander. As I suspected, only 1 person could be this irresponsible...


Eric Cartman!
He & the Southpark Kids have joined the Somali Pirates ! (Kyle walks the plank!)

URL for Details
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2009/04/20/cartman_launches...
Permalink Reply by T3chnomanc3r on April 23, 2009 at 1:45
She (he!?) was just pissed that santa's CC# was rejected & it wasn't pre-pay!

Love living on the border with I-Da-Ho , it's great joke material you hear over & and over

Sgt Schulz said:
I just remembered! Pirates are also NOT the most politically correct of characters, the phrase "Yo Ho Ho, and a a bottle of rum !"was great back in 1896, but these days, there are problems with the first part of it, & it has a slightly different meaning from the original, as Santa found out earlier this year !

Permalink Reply by Sgt Schulz on April 25, 2009 at 10:48
Yep Pirates nomenclature is DEFINITELY open to aa variety of interesting meanings. Although Yo Ho Ho has great importance, we also need to remember the importance of Pirate booty ! Once people understand the importance of Pirate booty, they stop asking about why its attraction is on the rise....



T3chnomanc3r said:
She (he!?) was just pissed that santa's CC# was rejected & it wasn't pre-pay!
Love living on the border with I-Da-Ho , it's great joke material you hear over & and over
Permalink Reply by Annihalator James on May 6, 2009 at 20:01
So anybody hear the latest, a boatload of pirates attacked a French warship?

Apparently it took 2 1/2 minutes to arrest everybody and sink the pirate's boat. Not bad in any man's Navy, but for the French it's gotta be the greatest victory at sea EVER!
Permalink Reply by Sgt Schulz on May 6, 2009 at 21:38
There is of course the great French Victory at Trafalgar in which the French Feet (At Great cost) killed admiral Nelson, & forced the British to use up huge quantities of ammunition, thus putting a final end to his Anti-French Escapades. Nelson's Final words, "Kiss Me, Hardy" indicated that he had been at sea a bit TOO long, no wonder respectable officers like Henry Morgan turned Pirate! but then again , Morgan DOES have a GREAT RUM
Permalink Reply by Taqwa on May 7, 2009 at 4:17
Annihalator James said:
So anybody hear the latest, a boatload of pirates attacked a French warship?

Apparently it took 2 1/2 minutes to arrest everybody and sink the pirate's boat. Not bad in any man's Navy, but for the French it's gotta be the greatest victory at sea EVER!

Yeah, I found it hilarious that the pirates had no idea it was a french warship till the french were coming down on them..
Permalink Reply by Dean Martin on May 8, 2009 at 0:30
The pirates must have been French.
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