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Permalink Reply by Soapbox Mark on January 12, 2009 at 1:03am

How did I know that KFC was looking for chickens and not workers?

The person below me tried dyeing their hair black but it turned out to be perfectly rainbow colored.

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Permalink Reply by JustHarmless on January 12, 2009 at 2:59am

Only that the hair in my rainbow is brown and gray with a wee bit of red...

The person below me has never heard of yellow snow...

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Permalink Reply by Captnkirk on January 12, 2009 at 4:02am

Sure, Lemon Hawaiian shaved ice, who hasn't heard of that.

The person below me remembers this thread from the old site and is terrified to see it rise from it's grave.

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Permalink Reply by Dean Martin on January 12, 2009 at 4:18am

I won't lie.

The person below me misses the old site.

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Permalink Reply by Captnkirk on January 12, 2009 at 4:29am

That reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw on a pickup truck the other day:
I keep missing my ex-wife, but don't worry I'm spending more time at the gun range.

The person below me has never made a Mai Tai.

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Permalink Reply by Taqwa on January 12, 2009 at 5:33am

I haven't actually. Never drunk one either.

The person below me rushed home excited, only to be defeated by DRM.

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Permalink Reply by Loki on January 12, 2009 at 12:53pm

Derek Rockfeller Miller hath claimed my soul with a swinging neckbreaker from the top rope. He wants Reece's Pieces for it.

The person below me founded an unreasonable farming co-op.

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Permalink Reply by haciM nelluP on January 12, 2009 at 5:35pm

how was i to know you cant farm rum?

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Permalink Reply by Dean Martin on January 12, 2009 at 5:48pm

Ohhh yes you can.

The person below me loves all things tiki.

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Permalink Reply by Loki on January 12, 2009 at 10:22pm

Except for the Kon-Tiki. That boat just bugs me.

The person below me was charged with corruption of the elderly.

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Permalink Reply by Taqwa on January 13, 2009 at 12:03am

Oh I corrupted them alright. I took all their alzheimers pills and replaced them with speed. You ain't had fun 'till you've seen pensioners racing those motorised carts and forgetting what they're doing halfway through the race.

The person below me had their spirit crushed by not your average giant atomic turtle.

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Permalink Reply by Loki on January 13, 2009 at 2:13pm

I thought Gamera was friend to Childrens! Then I realised, I'm not a childrens, being 26.

Then he squished me. Then he danced.

The person below me was an extra on Rex Hunt: Eskimo Spy!

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