Tiki Stimulus Package
Dear President Obama,
I would like to request that you divert about $500 of the economic stimulus package toward buying these items for me:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20885413
If I had this desk set, I'd be a more productive citizen. I'll even pay for the shipping myself out of the money I've earned from recycling my empty Lemon Hart 151 bottles.
Your Tiki Patriot,
-BonzoGal
p.s. Does Timothy Geithner's gigantic forehead ever scare you?
I would like to request that you divert about $500 of the economic stimulus package toward buying these items for me:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20885413
If I had this desk set, I'd be a more productive citizen. I'll even pay for the shipping myself out of the money I've earned from recycling my empty Lemon Hart 151 bottles.
Your Tiki Patriot,
-BonzoGal
p.s. Does Timothy Geithner's gigantic forehead ever scare you?
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Permalink Reply by Taqwa on -
See, this is why our government is more awesome. Most of us are getting $900ish for free apparently (I'm not exactly up to date with events of any kind, let alone current ones). Although some yutz is challenging the legality of it..
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Permalink Reply by Sgt Schulz on -
This is definitely a Job for Tiki experts! The Nations top Voodoo Economist, Miss Cleo, (Consigned to obscurity no longer presidential advisor with Regan's departure) predicts a turnaround in 2009. Sadly Experts who consult the Tiki Gods & use respectable methods like Voodoo, still out perform CNBC & Cramer, Who advised to buy Bear Stearns 7 days before the collapse, & hold it 48 hours before it was worthless, claiming it was a great stock with good fundamentals.
These days the successful Voodoo economists use proven methods like A Tiki bar, Alcohol, A monkey & a dartboard when picking stocks....
URL to miss Cleo story --
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/business/Lesbian-Psychic-.html?corder=...
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Permalink Reply by Andrew Quinn on -
Perhaps we could all chip in $1??
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Permalink Reply by Annihalator James on -
This sounds like a new paradigm. If we each gave Bonzo $1, she'd have plenty of cash for the Items of Desire, with some left ove for a tip, and a couple cocktails with friends. She'd be producin', the cocktails would stimulate said friends, who would no doubt feel inspired to ask each of us for $1, and the ball would be rolling! To prove this theory experimentally, I suggest everyone send me $1 (I'll be the first, so show my good faith...OK, I've done it), and I'll take careful note of the stimulation I can provoke and make a detailed report.
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Permalink Reply by Dean Martin on -
I need a drink.
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Permalink Reply by Offcamber on -
If we provide moneys to this project we will require you to step down as CEO of what ever it is your in charge of....
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Permalink Reply by Charlie 'the London Fogcutter' on -
I like the sound of this Tiki Stimulus Package and will happily invest my $1... hell, I'll make it £1. So that means in the last month i've acquired:
27 x banks
4 x insurance companies
3 x Car companies
1 x housing market
Some Tiki furniture
....i think i'll be joining Dean Martin for that drink.
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Permalink Reply by BonzoGal on -
Offcamber said:If we provide moneys to this project we will require you to step down as CEO of what ever it is your in charge of....
I am CEO of a one-person corporation, "BonzoCorp Limited International Unlimited." I volunteer to step down only if I can keep the bonus I gave myself for all the bad business decisions I made last year. (The bonus is in the form of swizzle sticks. I hope there won't be too much negative press about that.)
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Permalink Reply by the_bat on -
BonzoGal said:Offcamber said:If we provide moneys to this project we will require you to step down as CEO of what ever it is your in charge of....
I am CEO of a one-person corporation, "BonzoCorp Limited International Unlimited." I volunteer to step down only if I can keep the bonus I gave myself for all the bad business decisions I made last year. (The bonus is in the form of swizzle sticks. I hope there won't be too much negative press about that.)
As the CEO of a stealth rum quality monitoring agency, I have found it advisable to keep my identity confidential. I am not who you think I am.
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Permalink Reply by BonzoGal on
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the_bat said:BonzoGal said:Offcamber said:If we provide moneys to this project we will require you to step down as CEO of what ever it is your in charge of....
I am CEO of a one-person corporation, "BonzoCorp Limited International Unlimited." I volunteer to step down only if I can keep the bonus I gave myself for all the bad business decisions I made last year. (The bonus is in the form of swizzle sticks. I hope there won't be too much negative press about that.)
As the CEO of a stealth rum quality monitoring agency, I have found it advisable to keep my identity confidential. I am not who you think I am.
Are you who you think you are?
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Permalink Reply by T3chnomanc3r on -
"We already send too many 'stimulus' packages & guns to defend their freedom to CA which they don't appreciate, and all they send back is green stuff we can't spend. On the bright side their packages do induce us into spending crazy amounts of money on munchies thus helping the local economy, and it seems to have a calming effect on our populace, possibly contributing to world peace."
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Permalink Reply by Sgt Schulz on
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The stimulus package is supposed to help consumers & small businesses by injecting cash into the economy & thus creating opportunities for both consumers, AND businessman. I am doing my part as both a consumer and an entrepreneurial job creator , a local business here, builds ships in bottles for decoration. I am spending money on booze, and emptying the bottles, so that they can build the boats, I am keeping their business supplied with VITAL raw materials, but I am only 1 person, and can only do just so much to help this industry, the crowd here should be able to do their part emptying bottles too, so that this important industry can continue to grow..........:^)
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