"Happy St. Pattys Day to all ! May the luck of the Irish make us all lucky tonight ! Bottoms up!"

"THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!! I am so proud to be a part of such a fine group. Now I can sit back with a cold extra large cocktail, and wait for some to shout out...... HEY! WATCH THIS!"

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"On my last trip to Cali. me and my crew made a trip to Hurricanes in Hunington Beach. We enjoyed dinner and plenty of extra tall margaritas. We decided to head down the street and try some other establishments. Well apparently Cali. doesn't…"

"Stoli Dolei not a drink, but tasty. 1 fresh pineapple, cut off top. remove core as far as knife will reach. insert bottle of vodka upside down. put in fridge for a day. slice and serve"

"Fruit Cocktail 1/2 oz Orange vodka 1/2 oz Raspberry vodka 1/2 oz Strawberry vodka 1/2 oz Peach Vodka 1 oz Orange juice 1 oz Pineapple juice 1 dash Grenadine 1 splash 7-Up shake and pour over ice, a sprig of mint will class it up if you must."

"THE HORRER!!! Surely you were a victim of this most terrible of crimes. There must be some way to blame someone else!"

"I dont know the name for this one but its easy and good, 1oz Dark rum 1oz Coconut Rum 2oz Red Grapefruit Juice 1 squirt of lime"