"No!  Flavor not labor!  Stupid iPhone.  That sentence was supposed to say "My favorite flavor is framboise." Oh well."

"You can also try some of the main stream beers to get started.  I'm talking Bud Light or Coors Light.  They don't have much flavor, so maybe you could start there and work your way up.  Blue Moon is good, and I also…"

"What kind of wine did you have, this will make all the difference. As a not much of a wine drinker, there are a handful of smooth & sweet ones I do enjoy every so often."

"Mikes was pretty tasty. Wine, on the other hand, I didn't much care for. Like grape juice except that's it's turned.. Which I suppose makes sense. Not sure what I was expecting."

"I cannot approve of Mike's....but that's just me....its syrupy sweet with a ton of calories and low alcohol content....I'm not a big fan of any of the malt liquors to be honest..."

"As a non-beer drinker, I even enjoy Mike's Hard Lemonade."

"How do we feel about Mike's Hard Lemonade? I'm thinking that might be next."

"We have much to teach you, young ZP"