"More like the undead, but yes, I am still here. Good to see you my brother."

"I am 90% full of rum (45% by volume). Our good friend Mr.Buckaroo, on the other hand, as active as he is here, is possibly made of rum and red bull.  Which is a good thing."

"Lala IS a robot and IS a time machine. The evidence is clear. Let me explain. No science or witchcraft can make eyes glow green like that, so she must be a robot. Secondly, just looking into those glowing green robot eyes of hers, makes…"

"The good book is actually a verbal account of all things past, present, and future. Spoken in tongues, by wizards, from a place where time and reality do not exist. ( AKA made up nonsense from late night chat).  So, one does not simply…"

"I think there would be plenty of DNA to test on any female robot JustHarmless has been around.."

"I have to call shenanigans on this one. As we all know, Lala is the father of all science, hence forth to wit, all "technology, Pre  drink bot episode, is pure malarky.SOOO, as the evidence has clearly shown, that IS NOT a female robot…"

"Something about this video makes me think of waitresses and double wide trailers...Just can't put my finger on exactly what it is."

"As the good book sayith" When one window is closed, a drunkard shall stagger through an unlocked backdoor" Tiki:4 Oceans:11... As long as there is booze and potential nudity involved, Dr.Tiki and Tiki Bar Tv, has my support. "