...Like Black Fang. That's hard to top. Black Fang was the ninja who single-handedly took down Jack London. Now, don't look at me like that. Jack London wasn't just a depressing writer. He had skills! I'm talkin' extreme literacy. His pen WAS mightier than his sword. You could come at him with a sword, and he'd write something really personal about you and show it to you, and you'd be like "Oh!" and then you'd get really depressed and you'd go off and you'd have to live in a cabin for a couple of months and just deal with it, maybe check yourself into therapy. I mean that guy could USE some words. Literacy changes the whole game. Just ask Medeival serfs.